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Hello there Rick! welcome to..."The Gentleman's Guide!!", today we are going to learn how to be a...Hotline Miami man.

First you need a scary mask to put on your face! YES INDEED! the scary mask gives you the chance to not die by russians in your own home and infact no one will discover your identity and hunt down your dank memes.

Second of all you'll have to be good at running and killing people. If not you will learn how to be a rapist of your R button in your keyboard my fine lad.

And third of all...you have to be Ryan Gosling...so fuck off.

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Well I hope you enjoyed our fine guide to how to be one hotline maimi man, SEE YOU NEXT TIME.

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