>be me
>be 16
>watching Shrek 1
>everyone hates it
>I cry
>but then...
>a warmth approached me
>it was Lord Farquaad
>he was holding Shrek's decapitated head
>I smile
>He laughs
>he tells me to bend over
>I do
>pulls dow my pants
>he shoves his meat log into my rectum
>it hurts so bad
>but I do it for Farquaad
>he feeds me Shrek's eyeball
>it tastes so good
>my anus is bleeding
>Farquaad, the great and wonderful stops fucking me
>I was sad
>Dad walks in
>he is crying
>Farquaad rips his head off
>I'm happy
>Farquaad leaves through the window with my dad's severd head
>Farquaad is love
>Farquaad is life