I was an intern at some gay videogame company that no one gives a shit about, when my boss gave me the key to the videogame vaults where the games were kept. I went down there and browsed through the games, when all of a sudden I saw a game called "EvilDeath.exe". I decided to play it. It was a stickman, when all of a sudden he died. "Really, that's it?" I said to myself "What a ripoff". It was so terrible that I killed myself and I'm not even sure how I'm typing this. You're next!