One of the turds

Hello everybody, my name is Frank Jimmers. I used to work for the US Government, but that all changed once I found 2 EXTREME LASER TURD GATLING GUNS! I then killed everyone in the building. I then destroyed the entirety of the Americas and I destroyed a small sliver of Europe. The entirety of Europe declared war on me, and I destroyed them. I then destroyed the Middle East. Then I destroyed every country in the world except for one, Russia. Vladimir Putin and I fought. I grew 5 more arms and the gun shot EXTREME LASER TURD MISSILES. Vlad slit my throat and I died. He then undid it by going back in time and destroying them and saved the world. The end.

Written by PrinceCreeper

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